L.K.R.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard, via tattoo-my-body)

Feeling like Dr.Octopussy from spiderman

Feeling like Dr.Octopussy from spiderman

While in the bus any men can achieve this:
1. Be a Bouncer;
2. A Stripper or a Pole Dancer;
3. A Gentleman

If you achieve all this, your day will be good from that moment on

While in the bus any men can achieve this:
1. Be a Bouncer;
2. A Stripper or a Pole Dancer;
3. A Gentleman

If you achieve all this, your day will be good from that moment on

Back to roots nigga (at tuk tuk laa)

Back to roots nigga (at tuk tuk laa)

About to watch the 100 year old virgin fight the winter soldier (at Cineteatro Macau 澳門大會堂)

About to watch the 100 year old virgin fight the winter soldier (at Cineteatro Macau 澳門大會堂)

Pussy, anyone?

Pussy, anyone?

CHOO CHOO TRAIN! MÃE DA FOCA!

CHOO CHOO TRAIN! MÃE DA FOCA!

"Even that I see you every evening, you are still beautiful, but far away…. Hold on… Allow me to take my pants off’

"Even that I see you every evening, you are still beautiful, but far away…. Hold on… Allow me to take my pants off’

If it’s ridiculous, it’s a comedy

If it’s ridiculous, it’s a comedy